Maybe it's his stupid-sounding, inherently moronic voice. Maybe it's the dear-in-headlights facial expression that he potrays every second he spends on the big screen. Or maybe it's just the fact that he has been in some of the worst movies ever made. Either way, this cat pisses me off. Without further ado, here it is...
The Top Five Worst Dennis Quaid Movies of All Time
5- Dragonheart 
The name itself makes it sound like a film for 52-year old moviegoers who are still virgins and live with their parents. Watching Quaid act alongside a digitally manifested dragon spoken by Sean Connery is more painful than a cavity filling.
4- Frequency
A movie about talking to the dead. That's original.
3- The Day After Tommorow
Is it bad that throughout the entire length of this movie I was laughing at the thought of Mr. Quaid actually being put in this life and death situation???
2- In Good Company
I'm not so much upset at the movie as I am the fact that Dennis played the role of a father-figure for Topher Grace. My seven year-old girl cousin has more masculine qualities than that waste.
1- The Parent Trap
A pre-pubescent red-headed Lindsay Lohan digitally created into twins. Actually, that should make this film one of the best movies of all time, if you consider re-created movies of the past with a Disney twist somewhat appealing.
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