Friday, March 14, 2008

Yankees Release Veteran Infielder



The New York baseball Yankees did the unthinkable today. Just a day after his impressive Spring Training debut, the Yankees released 60 year-old phenom, Billy Crystal. It should be noted that Crystal made better contact in his 1st inning at bat than Mr. November Derek Jeter.

Reportedly Crystal plans on taking a 6 month vacation before returning to his other gig: being a really overrated comedian.

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